I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

we go just right.

the magnus institute

ALT

rats live on no evil star

three of swords ✶

sleep

watercolour on arches paper

of course you have a cowboy hat and pronouns

ALT

angel waiting at the bus stop will soon find that, freshly fallen from a higher dimension, it does not have any money for the fare, and its divine oddity will shock and blind the driver and passengers, but will not count towards any actual payment

Okay but the geological timescale fits perfectly on a clock and I love it.

*checks watch* oh crap I gotta go, it’s Silurian past K-Pg boundary already

my question is what happens when the time reaches the different mass extinction points

Look Out :)